Haunted - Review

Surely funniest movie of the year after pkp watta script 

This is something new when bollywood ghosts were becoming monotonous..here we have two ghosts..one good one..d oder one bad one..good has to be saved from bad one..n fr dat..d lead actor has to feel d pain of good one..good one na

well..if logic is applied..we come to knw dat d lead actor falls in love wid d girl whose age must have been same as age of d moder of his grandmother. noo..actually just like sum comedy movies..d makers should have warned in dis one too before release of d movie: 'dis is brainless horror'.. yes of course..if u use ur brain while watching dis movie..u wont be able to value dis epic movie at all..

ok lets take some examples..d ghost of Prof. Aiyar is as hawaskhor as he used to be wen he was alive..now even ghosts have a feeling of hawas..

he tells Meera: "main jo jeete-jee jo nahin kar paya..woh ab karunga"

and rapes Meera again n again..now i doubt if a ghost can rape a human being..n even if he can..it shouldnt make any difference for Meera..he is just a ghost.. bt she kills herself..d evil ghost doesnt stop her from doing so mayb bcz he thinks it will be easy to rape her wen she is ghost..smart ghost, huh n den.. evil one keeps on doing his job..ghost raping ghost..n dis goes on for 80 years..showing how loyal dat evil ghost is.

enters our hero..who gets a projector..watches a video which was captured around d time of 1930..i doubt if something like video recorders existed in 1930..n even if it did..den why d actress bahaves like a child wen d actor takes a pic of her from his mobile n shows her..calling it a 'magic' too tough to understand.


my fav scene from d movie? dat scene wen d evil ghost enters d body of miss magrate or whoever her name was..n den tries to rape Meera..something new fr bollywood  n wait..even better thing is yet to happen..dat jungle scene..wen dat miss magrate is flying in d air like superman or krissh..as if she is riding invisible bicycle..wow..watta scene

d climax is equally zabardast..wen either d evil ghost..or d lead characters r shown flying here to there..

n our magician ghost creates walls around d actress n locks all d ways to go out frm der..n we feel d ghost is inside..intending to rape d actress again..bt d ghost who behaved smartly till now turns out to be lallu..he is nt der..in fact, he is outside dat little room..now wat was need to lock d actress wen he himself wasnt inside

overall..it's a damn funny movie..n u will be surprised to see dat makers of Raaz n 1920 can also make such a funny movie you may also fall in love wid Shaapit after watching this one..in simple words, A Must Watch!!

Movie: 1/5

-by the70mmIdiot Raju - Nilay

Hmm..

I liked the movie for it's story, songs and direction.. in my point of view, though the movie doesnt scare you a bit.. but doesnt bore you at all.. 

my rating: 2.75/5

- the 70mm Rancho - Hardik Raychanda