Monday, January 7, 2013

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HEY CHAPS... OLD 'WOW WHATTA NEWS', 'WTF NEWS', 'DIALOGUES OF THE WEEK', 'IDIOTIC JOKES' WOULD BE POSTED OVER HERE... AND COLLECTED EVERY WEEK... AS WE DONT WANNA LOSE THEM...


wow whatta news
UPTO 7TH JAN, 2013


GOW1+GOW2 official DVD is out.
The 70mm idiots: “Go grab it friends… it’s having 100 minutes of film making scenes and AK’s explanation about the story.”


Vidya Balan marries Sidharth Roy Kapoor.
The 70mm idiots: “Congrats… Parineeta.”



WTF news
upto 7th Jan, 2013


Monkeys disrupt Vishal Bhardwaj’s Emran Hashmi, Konkona Sen Sharma and Kalki Kochelin starrer “Ek Thi Daayan” shoot.

The 70mm idiots’ expert comment: “I think all the crew members must be having ginger tea. Aur… Bandar kya jaane adrakh ka swad…”




Ameesha Patel walks out of Anil ‘Gadar’ Sharma’s next directorial ‘Singh Saheb the great’ starring Sunny Deol.
The 70mm idiots: “Must be date problems…. Baaki Ameesha bechari koi naatak vaatak thode hi karegi... beggers are not choosers..."




Dialogue of the week
14th Dec. 2012

Amar: "Udaaye Nahi Pitaji, Kharch Kiye... Rozy ke komal haatho se baal katwa ke aaya hu Taj ke saloon me, Lacoope de france"

Amar's Father: "Abe main yahaan logo ke sar mund mund ke 10 10 rupaiye ikkathhe karta hun, aur tu 500 rupaiye me baal katwa ke aaya hai, aur baal kate bhi hain?"

Amar: "baal bhi kat gaye, aur pata bhi nahi chala..." :P :D :P







Kadi Has Bhi Liya Karo....

Upto 7th January, 2012


Rancho to Priya .... i can make u say I LOVE U ....
Priya : no wayyy !!
Rancho : bet ??
Priya : yes ...
Rancho : ok start ... say blue?
Priya : blue
Rancho : say pink?
Priya : pink...
Rancho : say love?
Priya : love ...
Rancho : whats 1+1?
Priya : 2
Rancho : ur age?
Priya : 18
Rancho : hahaha... i tOld u i cud make u say 18!!
Priya : no, u said u cud make me say I LOVE U
Rancho : yes i did :D :D :D !
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Who can tell future of 3 idiots?

Koena Mitra...

How?!!!!

They themselves sing yaar...
"Koena Jaane Apna Future Kya Hoga!!!"




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A very emotional line said by Baba Ranchhoddas who was missing Priya a lot...


"I want her back...."


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"And her front too..."

:P :D :P



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